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Viktor Wynd keeps his bizarre collections in his Museum of Curiosities.  The small art exhibition boasts a number of truly unorthodox finds, with everything from Viagra used by the Rolling Stones to stuffed animals with two heads making an appearance.  And perhaps one of the wildest claims comes in the form of celebrity poo. Leading over to a set of bottles lined on top of a shelf, Viktor revealed:   “Here we have a jar of Amy Winehouse’s poo and a jar of Kylie Minogue’s poo.” But perhaps more shockingly, he also added that he could tell the difference between them using either his eyes and his nose. He said: “If you look at them, you can see Amy Winehouse had a late night kebab poo. “Whereas Kylie’s is more of a teetotal raw food diet –   wholesome and firm. “I can tell you Amy’s poo smells absolutely disgusting, whereas Kylie’s has a sweeter aroma.” Viktor also admitted guests are free to sniff the faeces for a £5 fee. And ...

CEO of Roverman Productions, Ebo Whyte, has advised unmarried ladies not to settle for irresponsible men due to pressure from society to get married. The celebrated play-write advised that "finding a life partner is tantamount to finding the father of your children so ladies should not compromise at all." “There is no bigger position than that. The standard must be absolute highest because if you lower the standards you’ll be apologizing to your children in the future,” he said. Ebo Whyte was discussing the issue of young ladies being coerced into marriage due to societal pressure. “I have advised young ladies that when someone wants to force you, just tell them…show me the store for husbands and I will go and buy some,” he joked. He argued that marriage was not as rosy as it may be made to seem hence the need for young people to exercise patience before entering into the life-long union. "Courtship is always sweeter than marriage . All it...

But why is it called 'good'? What can be good about what happened to Jesus? The betrayal He faced, the beatings He received, the insults, the cajoling, His crucifixion...what actually makes it good? It should be a time when we should be mourning, weeping and wailing. A time to be sad, hurtful and depressed. Lol. But again, God doesn't see things the way man does. He doesn't look at things the way the world does.  The results of Jesus' death are very good! Jesus saw the glory that lay beyond the cross. He knew after the pain comes sunshine. He was doing it for love. Have you ever been in love? Great! Then you should know exactly Jesus' motivation to go through what He went through. He did for love. Not just for the love of His Father but for the love of you. Yes, YOU reading this now. This Friday is good because it kicked off the process of our salvation. The devil had no idea what he was in for. Hahahahaha! God has a way of working things (good or b...

Lee Strobel was an an atheist journalist. When his wife became a Christian, he went on a personal quest (it took him two years) to disprove the existence of God.  Guess what? He ended up becoming convinced of the historic and philosophical validity of Christianity. This is his story:  It was reflective of my story. My story is a love story that started when Leslie and I met when we were 14 years old and grew up together and got married young. I was atheist and she was agnostic, so we were pretty evenly matched and happy in our marriage.  And then she ends up becoming a Christian—which, the first word that went through my mind was “divorce.” I didn’t want anything to do with a Christian spouse and set out really to investigate Christianity using my investigative background and journalism background for two reasons: One is I did see some positive and winsome changes in her; but at the same time, I wanted to get her out of this cult, because I didn’t ...

A hit and run driver caught by police was distraught to learn that the woman and child he had run over and left to die were his own wife and son, according to reports.   Zhang The driver surnamed Zhang had reportedly fled the scene of the accident without stopping - not realising that the electric scooter he'd collided with was his wife's.   Zhang was later brought back to the crime scene leaving him in constant tears and wailing.  The boy was sadly declared dead after failed efforts to revive him and his wife remains in intensive care. *Can you imagine that? Fleeing the accident scene without a single idea he hit his own wife and child? On doing so, he lost precious time that may have saved his son.  See how important it is to do unto others what you'd want them do unto you. When he was fleeing, he must have thought they were the wife and son of another and rather than do the right thing, he fled.  And yeah, the tables turned on him. N...

Marilyn Monroe is an unforgettable name in Hollywood history, an iconic figure in American culture. In 1962, she was claimed to have died of  drug overdose. Others wondered if she was murdered. She was born Norma Jean to a mentally unstable mother and was put through series of foster homes. She was said to have been sexually abused as a child and according to a report, "...her early sexualization led to her inappropriate behavior as an adult." Norma Jean (later Marilyn Monroe) in her teens At the age of 16, she got married to a man named Dougherty but they would later divorce in 1946. Marilyn was married two more times and divorced before her death. Despite the fact that she seemed to have everything and that all seemed to be going on well for her, Marilyn was a troubled soul and very unhappy .  According to one of her friends, Jack Lemmon, "She was a very unhappy girl, though. She had a lot of problems, yet no one seemed to know what they were."...

In case you want to erase your memory, Samsung has launched a site called Unspoil Me to do just that. Unspoil Me claims it can erase the memory of a TV show you’ve watched, allowing you to watch it again for the first time. So this is a clear cut hypnosis. It comprises of a 23-minute hypnosis session comprised of swirling patterns, mesmerizing music and a hypnotherapist controlling your mind.   This bizarre feature, Unspoil Me , was launched by Samsung's Swedish site. Before starting the hypnosis session, the site requires you agree to some terms and conditions. The tool also requires participants to put on headphones, to isolate themselves in a tranquil place and to watch the entire thing without interruption. It also recommends a night’s sleep before re-watching the erased TV show. Here's what the hypnosis session is like: When the session begins, hypnotic patterns swirl on screen as the hypnotist introduces himself. The vibe is very creepy and the fact...

So yesterday I saw this on one of the blogs, a monkey filmed making out with a  chicken and so far the video has gone viral.  And according to the blogger, "...watching it leaves you with many questions. Like, why will a monkey have sex with a chicken that isn't even in the same animal class? It's quite puzzling." And I am wondering, exactly what questions does this video leave you with? That may be there's a chance that perversion is a part of nature, that God created us that way? Please listen, the sooner we human beings stop comparing ourselves with animals, the better. For God's sake we are not animals! We are created in God's image! If we were animals we would have sex with anything, have sex anyhow, have sex any where. It is to us that God gave His Word of life; the guiding principles to live, not to monkeys, goats,lions and crocodiles. So let's stop comparing them to us. Some months ago, some gay lions were spotted in a game reserve ...

A teacher in the UK was fired for answering honestly when a student questioned her about her beliefs about homosexuality. According to CBN News, Svetlana Powell had been a teacher for 17 years. She was dismissed from her position at T2 Apprenticeship Academy in Bristol, England and even reported as a “radicalization threat” to an anti-terrorist government watchdog group. The controversy began when Powell was asked by one of her students about her views on homosexuality. The student reportedly identified as a lesbian. Powell responded that, as a Christian, she believes that the Bible makes it clear that homosexuality is against God’s will. However, she went on to tell the student that God loves her. Shortly following this conversation, Powell was terminated for “gross misconduct.” "I was surprised that my contract was terminated," Powell said of being fired. "I was telling them about the love of God and love of each other. For them t...

A woman named Jillian Mai Thi Epperly has suggested her fermented cabbage juice (nicknamed Jilly juice) to gays as a cure for their homosexuality.  She told BuzzFeed that she wasn’t out to change gay people per se, but it was a side effect of her fermented cabbage juice. Epperly, who sees homosexuality as a 'mutation' believes that her special brew of fermented cabbage juice can solve practically any health problem, from cancer to aging. It can reverse vasectomies and regrow amputated limbs. * The Son of man came that He may destroy all the works of darkness, including homosexuality. The world is busy looking for a material cure for a spiritual problem. Smh.

Founder and leader of the International God’s Way Church, Bishop Daniel Obinim has got tongues rolling after another video of him bragging to his congregation went viral on social media. The controversial pastor, who has over the years been in the media for all the wrong reasons including vandalizing a radio station and stamping the stomach of a pregnant woman during a deliverance session, was seen in the video talking about his “supposed” visit to Heaven. According to Bishop Obinim who claims he flew to Heaven with his “God-given wings”, angels gathered to sing and praise him as the beloved son of God. He said it was a wonderful experience to be extolled by his “angelic brothers”. “I was with other angels who were dancing and singing; Jesus Christ’s beloved son is Obinim. They had wings and I also had wings and we were just happy singing. Then I noticed a dark figure looking at me and I realized it was the devil. He told me how jealous he was that I have been made an a...

Today's my birthday but I just wanted it to pass like that. But I guess that's not possible, right. It's usually the day I celebrate God's PURPOSE for my life, the 'why I am here'. I have been looking at the whole of Psalm 139 but this verses caught my attention: 13 You made all the delicate, inner parts of my body      and knit me together in my mother’s womb. 14  Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex!      Your workmanship is marvelous—how well I know it. 15  You watched me as I was being formed in utter seclusion,      as I was woven together in the dark of the womb. 16  You saw me before I was born.      Every day of my life was recorded in your book. Every moment was laid out      before a single day had passed. God knew I'd be here. I am not an accident of nature and because of this I know nothing happens to me by accident. Everyday of my life...

The Church of England is faced with empty churches. One-person congregations. Ministers "dressed up with no one to listen".  It is reported that some ministers in rural parishes muse about facing one-person congregations or even entirely empty churches and having to adapt to new realities behind ever-dwindling church membership. As regards to why it is so, someone insinuated, "With busy lives, and with "so much else going on," people are becoming more inclined to go to church "once a month, or several times a year, rather than every week."  

If you know about Global Leadership Summit, then you should know Pastor Bill Hybel. He is the founder of Global Leadership Summit and also the founder and senior pastor of the Willow Creek Community Church. He has been accused of multiple allegations of sexual misconduct, including a consensual affair with a married woman. But investigations commissioned by the church also could not substantiate the allegations. In an extensive investigation of the allegations published by the Chicago Tribune on Thursday night, former members of the church, including those who resigned from high-level leadership positions, argue that the church's investigations have been deficient.  The Tribune report also alleges a pattern of behavior against Hybels that includes suggestive comments, extended hugs, an unwanted kiss, and invitations to hotel rooms. Hybel has so far denied the allegations. Speaking about the alleged affair with the married woman, he said, "This is one of the ...

Physicist Stephen Hawking was a well-known atheist whose stand was "We are each free to believe what we want and it is my view that the simplest explanation is there is no God. No one created the universe and no one directs our fate." A Facebook page called Catholic Online claimed that Hawking uttered "I believe" in his mechanical voice after a meeting with Pope Francis just before his death and even posted a picture to prove it. But this claim is false, according to an investigative site called Snopes.   According to Snopes, "This Facebook post is just another in a litany of fabricated claims about famous non-believers. The source is a Facebook page associated with the disreputable website FrancisMary.org, which appears to have no formal affiliation with the Catholic church and routinely posts clickbait articles touting videos of Jesus Christ appearing in the flesh during a church service, or as an angel on a white horse fighting in Israel."   T...

Personally, I don't know how true this story is, only God knows. Ever since the Dapchi girls were kidnapped, several people have insinuated that it was a well orchestrated plan to dupe and swindle Nigerians by the federal Government. This is what the report says: 'As many Nigerians continue to react to the Dapchi girls’ kidnap drama, a certain Nigerian Christian soldier, Sergeant David Bako from the Middle Belt, Plateau State to be precise has revealed how the Dapchi girls kidnap drama was plotted and executed. He said he found it absolutely necessary to make the confession considering the criminal killings across the country which he likened to ethnic cleansing. In an email sent to our newsroom here in Paris, Sergeant David Bako said the plot was planned and rehearsed for two weeks by Buhari’s loyalists in the army of which he was one. He said the desperation by Buhari to rule Nigeria for another four years drove him on to employ all means to make su...