People go as far as m*sturbating with a coconut?! Man shares details. Warning! (Graphic and expletive)

Do people really go as far as having solo sex with a coconut?!

For some reason I will post this story a man shared on Reddit about how he m*sturbated with a coconut. It's become such a thing on this Reddit page, that people have coined a name for it: cocoNUTing.

I actually found the story repulsive and disgusting, and I know you will too. Now I have given you an insight to what it's like so if you can't stand it, please don't go beyond this point. In the end I will tell you why I actually posted this.

‘Around eight years back I lived in Northern Mozambique, a coastal southern African country with quite a warm climate,’ this mystery coconut-banger explains.

‘My mother at the time was going through a ‘health nut’ phase and only buying foods she deemed healthy enough. One of these was coconuts. She would buy several coconuts a week to use in food from the local market.’

So the young man decided to 'help' himself with a coconut.
He drilled a large hole in the coconut, added some butter (for lube), and shoved his p*nis in the coconut.

‘It actually feels pretty damn good so I blow my load, shove the coconut under my bed and continue about my day,’ he writes.
‘For the next week the coconut is my saviour.
‘Whenever I want to get off I simply take it out and f*** it in its delightfully tight hole made better each time by accumulating volumes of my semen and butter acting as a lubricant. It’s heaven.’

We’re just going to pause here to let everyone get over the visual of a coconut sloshing with semen and butter. Pleasant.

Now, while this story has been horrifying from the get-go, this is where it gets worse. This is where it gets horribly, horribly wrong. About a week and a bit after the initial coconut f*** (I had been using it pretty much every day since then) I begin to notice a few more flies than usual as well as an odd, unpleasant smell about my room,’ he says.
‘Must be the coconut right? So I decide that I’ll f*** it once more before I throw it out and get a new one.
‘Worst mistake I have ever made.
‘You see, the reason for the increased number of flies was that the coconut was evidently, in hindsight, a nearly perfect place to lay eggs.

‘As I penetrate the coconut one last time I begin to feel a strange wriggling sensation.
‘Puzzled, I pull my c**k out to discover that it is COVERED in rotted and moldy butter and semen and TEEMING WITH TINY F***ING MAGGOTS.

‘They were wriggling all over my d**k head and some were even trying to force their way up into my urethra.’
He then, naturally, threw the coconut across the room in horror and had to clean up the maggoty, semeny, coconutty mess from his floor.

He then decided to share his story with the world, as a word of warning to other people.

But instead of serving as a warning, it gave people ideas, so much so that one man tried 'helping' himself with a pineapple.

Now why did I share this despite the fact it's a disgusting narrative? I will tell you.

It shows you the extent people go to satisfy their sex urge. You hear a lot of weird stuffs about sex and this is one of it. Self control exists no more in our world. People will look at you as abnormal when you are self controlled. No wonder self control is one of the gifts the Holy Spirit gives to us.

In this world only one motto exists - DO WHAT THOU WILT.

Does it sound familiar? It's the law of Thelema by a satanist called Aleister Crowley. The devil has made men subject to their passion, lust and bodily desires.

Jesus came to teach us how to take charge and to empower us to dominate and use our bodies to God's glory. JESUS is the ONLY answer to all things.